Saturday 31 December 2011

went and gone and done another one

this one is called "Razorwire faces". it's the third of my stories about spiders.


in floating mazes of
glistening white,
razorwire faces smile
left to right.

pinprick eyes and
barb wire jaws,
shattered legs
and needle claws.

they scratch along
the hairs so thin,
they pierce through
the human skin.

Within the walls of
human flesh
they slice the veins
the blood runs fresh

razorwire faces
have their fun,
eight long legs
and space to run.

Through the heart
and through the tongue,
through the mind
and fingers long

spider scuttles
rictus grin
shattered teeth
with glass within

razorwire faces
know your here
reading this
you have no fear

but beyond
the windows high
darkest spots
the faces lie

Look! Behind!
What's that you see?
Something white?
Something free?

Needle legs
across your back
pinprick itch
and shivers slack

never fear
the spider's song
they're not about
for very long

but as you sit
and as you sprawl,
through your veins
the spiders crawl

razorwire faces
stare from you.
Look at your grin -
it's needles too.




Wednesday 21 December 2011

now i've got no money I can finally get the writing done

i'm skipping the next rainy day man. i've been putting it off for 2 years. and now i'm putting it off for more.

i'm working on a future one, set after the next one. hopefully it should make me buck up and write the important put-off one. sounds a bit confusing but i think i know what's happening.

these ones are going to get a bit more challenging one to write. but i won't be getting any better if i don't push myself.

Monday 5 December 2011

My mind is doing that thing again

  Doing university work has once again reared its ugly face and is pointing fixatedly in my direction. The worst part is there isn't actually that much to do. That's what makes it so much worse. Talking to everyone else I live with, they have such a mammoth load of work to get done, it makes my work seem incoherently insignificant. which makes me feel bad. Why is my workload, a mere 2,000 words or so, so frustratingly diff-
  -No, not difficult. there. why is my work so there? Why does it sit and look t me with its big, work-y eyes? It doesn't like me and I don't like It. and everyone else has so much to do, It makes my lack of interest in what is only a short essay look so ridiculously insulting to everyone else. They have overflowing bundles of near impossible mind-blowing things to do and I have to talk briefly about the BBC and what I did during filming.

  Work brings out the worst in me. Because it gives me the time and procrastination to think about things. Usually I think about good things, like story ideas or visiting Bold Street Coffee. But during workloads I always think about all the annoying things that bother me. There's a certain amount of self loathing that comes out when you find an annoyance in something. Like if you can't find something you've just put down, you hurl torrents of screaming abuse at yourself for bieng the biggest most useless bastard you know.

  That's what work does. It points out all your character flaws and presents themselves to you in an exaggerated light and then, like a smarmy twat, gives evidence to back it up.

  I'm not saying that I don't like myself, I am very happy with me. I like my Optimism, my love of books and writing, and my introvertedness, to name a few. But everyone has things they don't like. I, for one, am not a fan of my nervous disposition. It can be quite a hinderance, especially socially. Shyness and friendship do not go together. Shyness and love don't see eye to eye. It also brings a slightly paranoid overthinking with it - will spend hours trying to think what others are thinking. Too find out their secrets and hear their silent opinions.

  Thanks a lot, work. Thanks for bringing that up. For pointing out the moments that lack of shyness would have been better. I blame University, and also the Tories, for negative thinking. They both know that i'd be rather watching the Hour, reading and drinking tea, and writing a story about the Thimble Ghost. Yet they set us all this work instead...

Sunday 13 November 2011

not wanting to sound rude to anyone...

returning to university, everyone i knew last year seems different and evasive. a bit like something big happened in the summer and i missed a meeting.
  it was probably my fault - i'm probably not the best friend in the world. introverted, bookish, not that talkative and pretty antisocial, i'm not made for talking to people. clubbing is uncomfortable due to all the pressure put on me whenever i go - dance, drink, talk to people, get drunk and buy someone a drink. no, i say! fancy dress? no, fuck off!
 
  alright, it's becoming pretty plain why i'm not Mr. popular. i'm unwelcoming and not easy to talk to. it's not uni people's fault - it's mine.

never mind. despite this, i shall continue to be this way. because it's fun and fitting to me. and i'm probably liked, by a select few. those people - thankyou. very much.

im not angry at the other people. not angry at anyone.

i'll be hiding in the quietest corners of the bookshops, if you need me.

Friday 11 November 2011

glass bottle got stuck on finger.

i'm not sure what made me do it. but i wanted to see if my finger fit in the bottle.

it didn't.

tried to remove it, with all the strengh i could. after ten minutes, i was quite paniced, and i took my hand, bottle akimbo, outside and placed the bottle and hand on the floor.

i also had my hammer.

tap. tap. tap tap. bang. Smash!

ahh!

the bottle was broken, but still wedged on finger. and thumb cut on glass where hammer hit.  mix of flat cola, rain, and blood.

more tapping, this time around neck of bottle. little bits coming off, and more cuts.

suddnely, success! bottlecap broke in two. more cuts.

i'm one of those people who bleeds quite profusely. dried blood all over hands. got the worst off with kitchen towel and had some trouble applying a couple of plasters.

it was thirsty work. now sitting, watching Derren Brown, typing roughly with plastered fingers. am quite thirsty.

i have a few more colas.

broke another bottle out. good old cola.

I wonder...

Tuesday 8 November 2011

A missed train

My train from Blackpool Pleasure Beach had been delayed by half an hour due to a signalling failure at Kirkham.  So when we arrived in Preston, there was ten minutes, instead of the usual forty, until my connecting train arrived.
  At this point, I decided to do something that I had never occurred to me before, something that seemed pointless and time wasting and fun.
  I deliberately Missed my train.

This self sacrificing move left me stranded for an hour and ten minutes in Preston. I wasn't in a rush, and had given myself some time to kill.
  I thought of all the things i could possible do while i was in Preston for this prolonged period of time.
  in truth, i enjoyed my forty minutes break. it made a nice stopper between the two trips, and i could pick up a Nero's and walk to the Waterstone's and back. and i wasn't in any hurry to lose it.
  i thought about all the people you see in their suits rushing for the trains, when they are missing the place they have stopped at. you never know what you might find here. I have only been to Preston properly once, about seven or so years ago, and looked forward to a bigger explore.

I started with a trip to Nero's.

As I was heading there, I thought of all the things I could do with my extra time. I could buy something new, or start a conversation with someone I have never even met!
  But I wanted to start with the norm, so off to Nero's. But I wasn't taking away, oh, no. I sat in. I baught a sandwich aswell.
  I sat eating, smiling to myself at the thaught that I should really be in Leyland by now - the joys of train truancy had started to kick in. I felt slightly special, going against the norm.
  As the train arrived at Wigan, I arrived at HMV. Having not really been to Preston in a while, I was going to stay on the main road, towards Waterstone's. I didn't want to get lost.
  There wasn't much in HMV, so I left, walked to Waterstone's, and went back to the station.
 
OK. So it sounds almost exactly like what I used to do. It was, really, with some small changes. But the important thing is that I wasn't on the train. I had opted for a slow day as opposed to a rushed one. I had done something different form the recommended. Experimenting with society and collapsing train civilisation.
  So when the departures board displayed that the next Train to liverpool was Delayed indefinitely, I was the only one still smiling.
 
  This time I sat in Preston station cafĂ© - since the train could arrive at any movement, I didn't want to wander off - occaisonally reading NME, drinking a big tea, and writing this down in my notebook.
  The signal failure at Kirkham was still raging on, thus delaying all trains going that way. At the other tables people were phoning their bosses or mates.
 after about half an hour my train arrived, and this time I got on.
 

Thursday 27 October 2011

i write scripts now

writing scripts is not too easy. though perhaps its because its non fictional. perhaps i should flee away into a world of fiction and fantasy. good old head. there's never a problem that cannot be solved by ignoring all of reality around you and pretend your somewhere else.
 though i should probably get on with some work.

Wednesday 19 October 2011

procastinating is such an ugly word. I prefer "dicking about"

I am writing a journalistic script for my Media group.

I have it open, at least. some of the words are there. the other ones, the ones the cursor haven't typed yet, are getting impatient because i'm supposed to be typing them.

i'm not supposed to be reading, listening to my Florence and the Machine record, writing something completely different, or, for that matter, updating my blog telling you all the things i'm doing that aren't work.

i think i mentioned that i have no talent for journalism. I showed you some blogs that have too much talent for journalism, some incredibly enjoyable journalistic blogs, that I follow, and read religiously.

another thing i shouldn't be doing, i suppose. why is it so difficult to write jounalism? i have written lots of short stories. perhaps i only have the writing ability for fiction, and am unable to type a report, or study,  or academic journal, or anything to do with my real human feelings. i can only write fiction things. which isn't a bad thing.

but the journalism people can do that aswell...

i can't (unfortunately) write a news report on something fictional, so i'll have to buckle down and write some good old fashioned journalism, even if it kills me.

or i could play videogames, or give the Violin another go. or iron all my socks...

Monday 10 October 2011

the Harp Spider



From within the web of string,
the Spider's harp begun to sing.
his hammer legs plucked at the maze,
the spider weaves the harp for days.


“It's Matruy. M-A-T-R-U-Y.”
“OK, thanks, I'll write the order number on the receipt. It's out on the 14th, so we'll see you then”
“OK, thanks. Bye.”

as she left HMV, Viren (Pronounced Ver-ren) Matruy pulled her coat further over her, bracing for the cold autumn winds. She wore a big black woolly duffel, which was perfect for keeping the cold off her in this sort of weather. Her hair, which is very dark purple, neck lengh, and always shaggy, whipped about in the wind.
She had ordered the Blu-ray for Quatermass and the Pit, one of the Hammer films she did not own yet in her collection. She is a keen collector of films, and won't stop until she has converted all of her impressive DVD film collection into Blu-Rays. Her friends always warn her against it; it's needless, expensive, and soon enough a brand new format will come out and she'll have to start again.
Viren loves expensive things. Just look at her. She picked up the Mustard Yellow coloured dress she was wearing from a pricey shop on London's Petticoat Lane. (it is not dissimilar to the colour of the dress worn by the woman on the Stella Artois train advert). It has become her favourite dress, and she had quickly picked up a pair of vintage Doc Martens in the same colour (which weren't cheap). Her black leather handbag is John Lewis, £79, one of the four identical ones she owns. The black Duffel was £200. as far as she is concerned, she is earning the money, who why not spend it on lovely things?
She removed the duffel coat as she entered one of the Café's in her native town, Kenilworth. Today she had shopped around the town, instead of taking the bus to one of the closer cities, like Coventry or Warwick. Despite the easy access, and much larger range of shops available, today was a Kenilworth day.
She was halfway through her Peppermint Hot chocolate and her cream of Tomato soup when she first heard the music. She looked up, though it would be nearly impossible to see her look up, since from nearly every angle her thick, messy fringe covers both her eyes.
The music was coming from somewhere close by. It was a gentle twang of strings, running up and down the octaves like a tidal wave. There was no proper melody, like someone was absent mindedly flicking at the strings without looking, or without knowing how to play.
Viren looked around. There wasn't any harp in the café, and the speakers were playing the usual slow jazz melody tunes those sorts of places usually play.
Pretty much every coffee shop in the world (with exception to all of them in New Orleans) wants to
be like all the ones in New Orleans. The black frame windows, the jazz, the strong espressos. This one was no exception. However, there was no harp player, yet the mysterious plucking continued.
Viren didn't know why new Orleans crossed her mind – to distract from the music, maybe. She hadn't really thought about it before, though she had spent a lot of time, in between shopping, browsing the French Quarter, and visiting the sights, drinking strong, sweet black coffee in the various cafĂ©s.
Anyway. The harp music continued to mindlessly twang out. Viren scanned the café. No one else seemed to have taken notice of the music.


his spider heart has picked his love,
the tune will drown them from above.
his hammer legs will never rest,
his spider heart will know what's best.


Viren had spent most of the morning asleep. She had work, but it didn't matter that much.
She worked from her attic. It was drenched in the afternoons sunlight, and the hanging plants form the slanted roof hung around her shoulders like spiders legs.
She sat at her posh desk, turned on her red retro anglepoise lamp, and got to work. She restores the covers of first editions for collectors and dealers. Popular fist editions would sell for thousands. She had restored a first edition copy of the Great Gatsby last month, which had sold at Sotherby's of London for nearly £100,000. there was a lot of money in classic books.
Today she had been handed a copy of the Hound of the Baskervilles, that was in a fair, but not fantastic, condition. It was published by George-Newnes, London, 1902. it was not too big a job, as it was only expected to sell for too much. She was getting £1,000 for the job, and the book was expected to sell for about £5,000, if the job was done properly.
This particular job required the cloth cover re-dying, and some cover design restoration. The first job would be the dying.
She was carefully removing the cloth cover from the back when the mindless tune struck up again. This time, she took it more seriously. Yesterday, In the café, she was concerned, but eventually assumed that the music might have been playing from someone's phone or iPod. She was used to people playing music too loud through their earphones on her many bus trips to Coventry or Warwick.
However, this time, there was no other way around it. The music had to be coming from somewhere. It was still the same, tuneless tune, though this time it sounded lighter, and much more pleasant. Like when you listen to a song at first and it doesn't sound right, but when you come back to it later on and it sounds so much better. Your favourite song, and you didn't notice the first time.
Despite the pleasantness of the melody, she felt the need to find its origin. The music didn't sound like it cam from a particular source. In the café, she had located it to an unnoticed web, hidden in the top corner of the café wall, near the toilets. The web looked thin and full; not cone shaped, but a normal, maze-like web. She told the Baristas, and one of the braver ones brushed it away with a dustpan and brush. After that, the tune had stopped.
She searched through the plants, and on the windowsill, and around the corners of the old room. There wasn't any webs. Yet the music still continued, and the more she searched and the more she listened, the more she didn't want it to go away. It felt warm and light.
Despite herself, she tried to put her fingers in her ears. The music continued inside her head.


his spider harp will always play,
his one will never get away.
the tune will tell them deep within,
the spider's love will never thin.


Viren didn't get up today.
She lay on her bed, smiling. She was feeling lazy and content. She hadn't felt the need to dress; though eventually she left the bed to put on a mustard yellow dress she was sure she didn't really care about. She would have thought about what to do; the book needed finishing, she could go shopping, she could visit friends, or pick up her blu-ray from HMV, or go on holiday. If only she could hear herself think.
Her head was full of beautiful harp tunes. The soft, mysterious, mindless melody. She could only hear the repeated twang of the harp strings. She could see thin, black, hammer legs, swinging in the air, tapping on long silky wires that stretched across the room in odd directions, like there was electrical pylons out of sight, all connected, all facing different directions. Though it could have been her fringe, which was always in her eyes.
She felt light, and bright, and full of fire. The feeling, the strong sense of relaxed excitement and deep bliss. She never wanted the melody to end.
The midday sun shone through the bay windows. The wires shone a slight grey-blue, and she thought they were slightly vibrating in the air. She tried to brush her fringe out the way, but was too content to lift her arms.


The harp has caught the spiders pray,
the woven tune has had its say.
the lover's caught deep in the spell,
don't try to leave; it won't end well.

Thursday 6 October 2011

on returning to university, and not going out

  this week was the first one back for the second year of university. if I had the blogging talents of the Fantastic people who make these awesome blogs, (here and here) then perhaps I could go into detail more on some of the events, such as the odd question on the bus, and my awkward introduction to my film course. if these things were made up, perhaps I could talk about them in better (or at least some) detail, however my journalistic and autobiographical skills are no match to other blogs. (did i mention this one and that one?)
  not going out, a past time I enjoy, might be coming back to haunt me, however. the world of the student outside lesson circle seems to take place in the clubs, town nights and house parties. I don't have much talent for such things, and might be losing out as a result.
   it might not matter, though. I have got through life pretty well without going out too many times (I do occaisonally wander in, out of curiosity and a need to keep up with the times and things), and I bet there's other ways to keep up with the student social world without going to town every night. all I need to do is find out how...

(in case you were wondering, I was unnessecarily introduced to my film course by another one of the teachers, for no specific reason. the method used ("hi everyone, this is Izaak, he'll be joining your film course. he's brilliant!") suggested a "he's a bit special and scared of everyone, so please be nice to him" approach. then I could find a chair, and stood about like a divvy for a bit while i looked for one. not the best "how do you do.")

(as for the bus, someone i don't really know from my history, but know enough to say hello, asked me on the bus, unespectedly, and quite loudly, "are you single?". it wasn't until after i made some sort of excuse that he explained that he ment single honours. i had misunderstood. however, throughout the week I did get a cake, and a couple of hugs from a couple of lovely friends, so it wasn't all bad.*)

*just to make sure you know, i'm not a bit special and scared of everyone, despite evidence to the contrary.

Wednesday 28 September 2011

hmm...

not returning to university until next monday, spnding a non-university week in liverpool is.... dull.

have been spending more than my normal amounts of time in Bold Street coffee, waterstones and the Lego shop. the only problem is that these places cost money.there is little to do to kill time in liverpool for free (there are parks and galleries, but...)
my recently decided mission to make more friends this year should go well. hopefully.

sort of looking forward to monday, when uni starts again.

Friday 23 September 2011

the Sun and the Moon

Based on an Idea by Ant Briscoe.


The Sun hates the Moon.
Look at him – whizzing about the stars like no body's business. Hanging around that Earth. Only him, as well. Billy no mates. Saturn and Jupiter are the party planets.
“Oy!” the Sun blared, as Moon glided past for the umpteenth time.
“yerwhat?” Moon wasn't listening, shot right past.
“Oy!”
next time Moon came around, he stopped. Moon knows the Sun doesn't like him, so he's less sociable when he talks to him.
“yeah?” Moon asked.
“what do you do, really?”
“what?”
“what do you do? Why does Earth hand around with you?”
“Well...” Moon started, thinking. “I'm night-time, aren't I? When you tip off the horizon, I pop out, keep the sky interesting...”
“only because you reflect me!” Sun protested. “anyway, your not really needed for night-time, are you? I bring light, which is essential for all life. Night-time is just the lack of me. Everyone goes to sleep at night, anyway. Are you that boring, that everyone goes to sleep when you arrive? When I leave, everyone's like 'oh, well, never mind, I guess I'll go to sleep until Sun comes back.'”
“I'm useful...” Moon muttered, still in thought of something to put that smart-arse Sun in his place. He suddenly piped, with more than a hint of pride, “I'm beautiful.”
“what do you mean?”
“I'm romantic. The shivering light of the Moon, the shiny blue haze, the dark craters, the face of the Moon... I'm serene, and peaceful. You, your overbearing. No one can even look at you, or they will never look at anything ever again! You are so ugly and so bright, I cannot imagine what it would be like, how it would feel to never be looked in the face.”
a low blow. Sun burned a strong, deep red.
“you insignificant little rock! You tiny, tiny clump of dust! I could fir out a solar flare, without any effort at all, and blow you, and your whole stinking world into atoms and dust!”
“all right, calm down, Sunny boy...”
The Sun had had its moment. He returned to a bright yellow-y white. He sighed, breathing out slowly. Things were all right again. Moon made a mental note not to push things too far for a bit.
“So..” Sun continued, “why are you important?”
“the seas?” Moon suggested. “I've got the sea's going down...”
“yeah, I'll give you that one.” Sun agreed. “the tides are important to Earth.”
“thank you” Moon quietly replied. Right then, which is better, day or night?”

*

“dawn?”
“dawn is nice,” Moon replied. “I like dawn. A new day.”
“yeah, I like dawn, too.”
“you would,” Moon retorted, “that's when you start working!”
“all right, easy...”
“How about Midday?”
“Midday can fuck off!” Sun snapped. “I hate midday. how do you feel about midnight?”
“I love midnight...” Moon soothed. “midnight is the most peaceful part of any day. It's either a shiny new day, or the last remaining part of the night.”
“I like lazy afternoon.” Sun replied. “its so peaceful. Occasionally I'll burn the sky a slight reddish tint. I think it adds something...”
“I'm noticing a pattern” Moon suggested. “peacefulness. There are certain parts of day and night that are peaceful and serene. Perhaps we cannot really decide on which is better. I mean, without night, there would be no day, and without day, no night. One cannot really be better than the other...”
“still...” Sun suggested. “I prefer day. They may be both necessary, but I'd prefer to work day than night, any time.”
“I would hate to work day” Moon replied. “I love the quiet of the night.”
“Oy!” Earth shouted. “Get to work!”
Sun and Moon may not get along, but they both enjoy the occasional debate. Earth always comes along to interrupt things.
“Well, I better be off...”
“same. I'll see you around, sometime.”
“yeah, see you later.”
and both the Sun and the Moon went back to work. They would meet up, again and again, forever an ever, and they would continue to argue and debate over which of the two is more important. And they would never decide on an answer.


Sunday 18 September 2011

the Starbucks Tree

working on the trams gives you time to write. especially when the work entails sitting in the canteen for seven hours because there aren't any trams to go on. i worte two things during that time, and here is the first:


What did you expect to find
underneath the Starbucks tree?
is the fruits hung on it's branches
really such a Mystery?

did the corrugated cardboard leaves
really leave you that confused?
did you really never know
how the plastic cups were fused?

the cappuccino starts to flow
through the roots and in the maze
the coffee brews, the days go past,
the Earth and Sun both spin a daze

the frappucino branches brew
the freezing chlorophyll to make
the caramel that gets its flavor
from the sugars in the lake

the paper cups pluck from the tree
and are filled with drinks galore
the townsfolk come from all around
they are always after more

so there you are, the Starbucks tree
and I'm amazed you didn't know
that such a tree could ever be, that Coffee drinks
from it do flow

we're you expecting gold, or drugs,
stars or lightening? things like that?
those other trees should have them there,
in the woods your looking at

a tree for everything, for dreams,
a tree for bread, a tree for tricks,
but this tree is the only one
where you can get your caffeine fix

so lets all hail the Starbucks tree,
the only one i ever go
to visit, 'cause it gives you drinks,
and that is all you need to know.

Tuesday 13 September 2011

this ol' blog of mine is wearing a bit thin

don't have much to say for a while, and i'm not very good at chatting about things (unlike some of the other awesome blogs I follow), but i need to keep up appearances, otherwise i'd forget.

  if you go on Jottify, you can sell your stories via Kindle (and all the other e-book doodads), and you can put your stories, rants or anything up for others to read and comment. you can even make covers for the stories and put 'em in collections, and join groups related to your stories.

all my things can be found on there Here. thats everythin' i've written that I can remember about.

happy blogging, everyone. (does anyone get the title reference?)

Thursday 25 August 2011

went and wrote another poem, this time it isn't about spiders.

this one's a bit happier. it's called "Words and friends."


perhaps I should start
with Hello
or hi, or hey, or how are you.
I think its what I want
to say
to start off something big and new.

The other word, thats in
my head
is thankyou, what a thing to hear,
Is sticks to every thing
you find
and makes it happy and sincere.

But what are words that cross
my mind
if I don't use them differently?
the words are only
little things
string them together, why don't we?

Conversation, now we're
there
we're at the bit that that's built to last.
We do it right, we make
it work
the fragile words are flying fast.

Perhaps I ask you what
you like
you answer, and I listen in.
its nice that we are
so alike
though at this point, the friendship's thin.

We keep it going,
never stop
until we reach a final bit.
There's nothing more for us
to know
about each other, and that is it.

Now that we're friends it
doesn't mean
that there are no more words to say.
We garble sounds and write
them down
to use them for another day.

Sorry is one of
those things
that is never heard just only once.
Like thankyou, it's said
a million times
it never loses importance.

Perhaps we should make up
more words
because my list is growing thin.
I cannot think of much
to say
without repeating everything.

Now that we're friends, and
close enough
to know each other through and through
the words we use once
and again
will always be around for you.

So there we are, at least
for now
we have a friend, and words and sound.
Its always nice to write
things down
and share them when you are around.

So sorry, is what I might have
to say,
or thankyou, or lets meet again.
We started with hello,
and then
we got to friendship in the end.

Monday 22 August 2011

dreams, and odd shaped scars

i did something i always wanted to do today:

I wrote a price on the inside of a book cover, in pencil.

while it does not sound like the most ambitious thing to do, its something i've always wanted to do, and im glad i did it.
   it is not my biggest dream in life, but it is still important. i like people who have impossible dreams. people who go for the most out of the way dream imaginable, something which could be done, but the chances are very slim. people who have no dreams worry me.
  I know people who want to be Actors or Actresses, Film producers, Journalists, Chefs - all very worthwhile dreams. but i love the people who want to be really good, highly respected and renowned Actors and Actresses, Film porducers, Journalists, Chefs. people who work with their Heroes, and make their heroes proud.
   i think everyone has some impossible dreams, but sometimes people don't put any effort in. i know people who might want to do anything, but dont make it clear what they want to be. people who have no obvious hobby. they worry me.
  i would love to work in a bookshop, and would love to be an author. thats my dream. my impossible dream is own a bookshop, be a well known author, write a Doctor Who episode, and work with the authors I admire and respect the most.
 whats your dream?

also, i have a scar from a blister on my heel. it'l heal up, but it looks like a big cartoon-y Love heart. but it could also look like a Letter U, or a letter C. or an N, or...

Friday 19 August 2011

Deary me

  University is around the corner.

Last year at uni, i did everything from the wrong angle, mainly because i didnt know what was going on, and always do things from the wrong angle. the plan for year two is to do everything i did last year again, differently.

not that last year wasn't fun - but it could have been better. i did make some mistakes with things, and approached everything with a nervous unknowing that comes with something new. since everything was new, i imagine everyone else was like that also. perhaps everyone's first year is like that...

year two will hopefully involve more books and more coffees. since i found the best coffee shop, im halfway there. havent found a decent cheap bookshop yet, so i am still reliant with Waterstone's, or the occaisonal decent find in Oxfam.

have a shedload of unread books to take with me. i like having a lot of books around as they make me feel cosier and more confident. i want a room full of books at uni. havent got space for anything important.

lets hope that year two is different from year one. at least i know what i'm doing this time, sort of.

anyway, back to writing something, and the kettles just gone.

Tuesday 9 August 2011

Moon


there is a lot of angry people in Britain at the moment, so i thought i'd write a story to cheer everyone up.
 
“I” said the Moon, “am the Moon.”
the hordes stared up at the inky darkness, and the white smudge of light that had promised to stop and say hello had finally done so.
The Moon, what was originally thought of to be a chancing lump of rock that had got caught up in Earth's gravity, had recently been discovered to be sentient, and had decided to “hang around” for a few forevers, to see how things were going on.
The Moon is a bit of an awkward character. He, or she, depending on which you prefer wouldn't usually stay for long, wandering off near the end of the night, like a friend leaving the nightclub because they have run out of money, or don't want to be around everyone. However, he had announced that he was going to stay and have a proper chat, for a bit.
Everyone was laying down outside, wherever they found space to do so, so that they could see the Moons first ever speech. He/she was hovering over Europe, which, he/she had decided, looked like the friendliest of the continents.
In this particular spot, on the green grass of Hyde park, London, the first words of the Moon had just been spoken.
“I” said the Moon, “am the Moon.”
everyone applauded.
“i'm glad that you have came out to say hello” he/she announced. The Moon's voice was loud, but hesitant, as if he/she was not a hundred percent certain on what it was saying. It sounded like the voice everyone had famously heard saying “one small step for man...”. Knowing the name of the astronaut would be nice, but there are more important things going on at the moment.
“I recorded the voice” the Moon continued. “from the people you sent up. Oh, and They left a flag, I don't know if you want it back or anything...”
the Moon didn't perform a speech. He took a few questions.
“how are you alive?” came a small voice, probably from France. The Moon had, politely, agreed to translate and project all questions asked, so that everyone everywhere could enjoy them.
“it's not hard to be alive” the Moon replied. “I don't do that much. Sit about in the sky. Do a few laps of the Earth, you know, excersise.”
the Moon took a few more questions, thanked everyone for turning up, and everyone applauded again, and went home.
The Moon stayed.
The next day, everyone was going about their daily business, most of them excited by the nights events, but unaware that the Moon was still there. At about 3 o'clock in the afternoon, in Poland, where this new event took place, the Moon spoke again.
“having a nice day?” the Moon boomed.
The shock caused many car crashes, trips, and, inexplicably, a fire, in a polish farm on the outskirts of Osweicim, a town near Krakow that was more famously known by its German name.
“Moon?” the people of Poland said, or thought.
“hello!” the Moon was cheery today. He had made some new friends, and he didn't really have any intention of packing off and going to Australia, and Africa, and the other Countries he would visit during our day-time.
“shouldn't you be in the south?”
“I thought i'd stay, get to know everyone better.”
the Moon stayed for a few days, though not realising the trouble he was causing. The tides were in a right mess.
Soon, the people of the Northern Hemisphere were annoyed at the Moon. It wouldn't go away.
“Moon,” someone said, one starry night, somewhere in Russia, “perhaps you should go and make more friends in the south.”
“but what about us?” the Moon replied. The booming voice still caused minor troubles, but it's constant interruption was less of a surprise by now.
“we've enjoyed your company” the person lied, “but we preferred it when you only stayed for shorter periods.”
the Moon was upset. The Moon had never been as upset as it was then. It had tried to make new friends, and they didn't want him around.

The next day, and the next night, and forever so on from then, the Moon was gone. Despite attempts to get the Moon back, it was never seen in the skies again.

I'm lying in Hyde park, where all this started, too long ago to remember now. Staring at the inky blackness, and the dim light of the stars.

Wednesday 3 August 2011

new rainy day man story

its ready to read. if anyone wants a copy, let me know, and i'll email it out

thankyou!

Friday 22 July 2011

the Lost case of the Valentine Killer

the next Rainy Day Man will be called the Lost Case of the Valentine Killer. there will be a big gap between them, starting the next one around october.

I need to write more, but recently i haven't been doing that much. nothing has seemed to work, though recently i have done some small things. if i get this next RDM done then that should hopefully let me continue trying some new writing things.
i've put a deadline on the end of August, so that i have more of a reason to write it. also, hear is a short synopsis of the story:

in 1932, the Rainy Day Man took on the Valentine Killer, a mysterious attacker who leaves Love Letters with the victims. the case was never fully written down.
in 2011, a bookish Oxford Student found the original notes made by the Rainy Day Man, and she, with fellow Student Helter Skelter, aim to solve what may have been the Rainy Day Man's last case...

Wednesday 13 July 2011

another thing

its actually quite hard to maintain a blog. to talk about yourself, I mean, on an internet page, for a bit.

here is another thing, something which is much more readable than if i was to tell you about my day for a bit. it was called, "the problem with heaven", though i am renaming it, to "another thing". i've put it in big words, to make the page look a bit different.


  I did not expect to be talking, as I find myself now, to the Angel Gabriel.
Mainly because I was sitting in a coffee shop, whilst on holiday to Florence, waiting for a friend. They said they'd be a few minutes, because they were looking at tops in some clothes shop, somewhere.
  Anyway, Gabriel was in the queue, and he appeared, as angels are meant to be, friendly. He got a coffee, and sat at the table next to me. He sat with his legs crossed, knee over knee, the way intelligent people do when he is about to explain his opinion.
  He got into conversation, quite quickly, about all the problems with heaven.
  “Heaven” said he, “is like a holiday. You are on holiday, am I right? ...Yes, I guessed so. Then you can agree, surely, that it is on a holiday where you do not really care about anything. On holidays you make big plans for what you will do when you get back. You might decide to join up to a club or a gym, to improve yourself, to be nicer, or, perhaps meaner to people, to go out more, or to stay in more. You might decide, in a moment of freedom from everything else, to spill your heart and soul out to someone special, because, you say to yourself, it doesn't really matter what will happen because of it. As the clerics and the priests have said, Heaven is “Eternal Bliss”, though they are both right and wrong about that. It is a bliss, but not for the reasons that they think it is. It is a bliss because ignorance, as the wise always say, is bliss. And the biggest ignorance is of consequences, and that is the eternal bliss.
  “The problem with heaven, you see, is that it is Touristy. Really tacky. You can't go wandering a few feet without bumping into a souvenir stand or some angel shouting about some offer on at a reastaurant, or pushing a sale onto some new and recently deceased tourist who hasn't fully gotten used to heaven yet. Everyone has cameras, but no one to show the pictures too. It's like a capital city; big, expensive, rude, uncaring. Beautiful, but in the end, dull.
  “The worse thing, is that you can never go home and join the gyms, the clubs, or the new social elites. You can never be nicer or meaner to anyone, and you can never go out more, or stay in more. You will never get the chance to talk to that special someone about all those things you've wanted to say but only now, after feeling on top of the world, have plucked up the gumption to do so.
  “There is a reason for this. It's not because god likes to play games with you, or lie or trick, it is because life is infinitely better than death. Heaven reminds you that you had it made back in the days when you could breathe, or speak, or feel. You could do whatever you wanted, and watch your dreams become realities. Heaven is not somewhere you would really want to be, because to want to be in heaven is a want to be dead. And that is not how all the living things were designed, millions of years ago.
  "We were all designed to have lots of smashing fun, all the time. We were given the free will, because we would only have the on chance to use it. The inevitable end, the nothing at the end of the trip, is supposed to be ignored and forgotten, because you aren't paying attention to it. Ignorance, as the wise man has already said, is bliss. But not too much bliss. The best thing about life is that you have the option to decide what to do, you have hopes, and dreams, and it is only in life that you can do something about them.”
  We continued talking. Apparently, he comes to Florence everyday for coffee. He has a love for the city, it's history, and its life, he says. After he had finished his rant about life and death, I offered to buy him another coffee, which he politely accepted. He picked up a crinkled, rolled up copy of the newspaper as I left the table.

Thursday 7 July 2011

my first poem: beware the spider men

You all have heard, I wouldn't doubt, the tales
of the spider men
the way they forge beneath the skin, the way we change
form us to them
it starts off small, the prick of jaws, the itch
beneath a spot of skin
but even then, you do not know, the muscles move,
the webs begin.

You may not see the needles sharp, the graying skin
the cuts and scars
the spiders slave over the webs, that once were bones
and lungs and hearts
it is not long before the cuts grow big, take shape
and from a maze
across your skin, your eyes, your mouth, and through
the cracks the needles raise

you cannot move; your arms and legs that once could run
are planted sound
the silky threads that stick and catch have tied you up
and threaded round
your body, where the webs begin, through the nest that
once was flesh
the spiders climb beneath your bones, their needle legs
all black and fresh

you are no longer who you are, the silver maze, the
rictus grin
the spider men have been and gone, and you are now
beneath their skin
there's another thing, to haunt the town, to hide in all
the places black
you hide and make your spider plan, you feel the skin
crawl off your back

do you remember the man called Ant? Or perhaps The girl
called Clare?
What once was them, no longer is, the spiders took them
to their lair
within themselves they changed and formed and shadows dark and
fast, they came
their dreams and memories are gone, their life remains, but
not the same

for all the people once like us, before the itching
took them down
for all the names, and all the lives, and all the people
in the town
for Neil and Mark and Edgar and Sean, Shelley, Terri,
Matt and Jon
are not and never will return, but it doesn't stop
the list goes on

so beware the spider men, and hide from movements
in the dark
keep your eyes peeled for shapes and smiles that lure you in and
make their mark
the spider men are patient still, they take the people
one by one
before long there will be no more, everyone, you and I
will be gone.

Saturday 2 July 2011

Anna K in the U.K

its about time i went and darn wrote something. i've written this, for your reading pleasure.
it doesn't really lead to anywhere, and not much happens in it. i felt like writing something, and perhaps you could finish it off for me.

it's called "Anna K in the U.K"

Anna K took her seat, at one of the empty tables, on the train, in the second carriage.
  She stored her bag on the holding rail, standing on the odd-blue train seat to push it firmly into position, so that it would not fall off. She isn't that tall; she has long thin arms, and bony fingers, and quite long legs, but that is only in comparison with the rest of her, which, in comparison to, perhaps, the towering conductor, or the stooped over old pervert who kept goosing the women as they boarded the train, wasn't very tall. She didn't, at last, stand head-height with the crowds.
  Nevertheless, she had loaded her luggage onto the rail and was now taking a seat on the odd-blue seat, watching the raindrops outside race down the window to the grimy rubber window protector inside.
  On the seat next to her, and not on the rail with her other luggage, was a cat-box, containing a cat. A grey tabby, Called Nero. He was a peaceful cat, for a cat at his young age. He lay quite contempt with the world in his traveling cage, and Anna opened the cage door so that she could absent minded-ly stroke his fur, and let him play with her hand for a bit. she waved her long fingers around, in a slow, relaxed way.
   Her other hand had recently placed Her Iphone on the table and was now leaning against the window, her Auburn hair relaxing against her hand. Through the headphones she listened to a song from a movie soundtrack, though she could no longer remember what the film was. She enjoyed the peaceful, harp-y rhythm, and the foreign lyrics. It made the train feel more like a shelter against the rain than it was, and it didn't really matter what film it was from.

 "...Silly elen legi, lefa ni len getly, mamensintal, antoua ga ten fe li gese lingue..."

The train churned into motion, and Anna watched the trees outside blur into a continuous green and brown. The raindrops, which had been racing, were now edging across the window diagonally; some were quite strong and visible, whereas some were small, diagonal lines, that had barely hit the window at all.

"...Obi new le ande, ni me so ba..."

Anna and Nero were on their way to a Sleepy little village, called Hope. She would spend a few days in her grandparents house, drinking tea, baking cakes, and lounging in the big chair by the window, with Nero, of course, at her side. She was fed up with Lancaster, as lovely as it is, and thought a change of scenery would do the world of good.
  The conductor marked her tickets, and the old man continued goosing when the train pulled into the stop at Leyland.

"...We look somewhere, me li tachi lingue..."

 The green and brown blur outside was dotted with houses, here and there. Nero had gone back to sleep, as he was when she had carried him to the station.
  The song had ended, and the rain had died down to a little drizzle. Anna lent back into the odd-blue chair. It was cosy, though worn, and tired. She smiled to herself, and flicked the song back to the start. The train was chugging along again, though it had gotten more louder, and more occupied, than when she had got on. With one hand she stroked Nero's fur, and the other returning to the window, and the side of her head.

"...Silly elen legi, lefa ni len getly, mamensintal..."

There you go. Would you like to continue it, see if Anna and Nero ever arrive at the sleepy town called Hope?

Friday 10 June 2011

there are other fun things to do besides writing

which is good, as i have really taken a slump in writing recently. there is a new rainy day man project on the go (and it is set in 2011!) but it is slow moving.

however, i have descovered the fun of "Text art" where pictures are made up of text. i've been doing a lot of them recently.

just thought you'd like to know

Monday 30 May 2011

this ol' blog of mine is getting a bit dusty

So here is a shiny new quote from one of the many things I'm supposed to be writing, instead of all this exams and university and noise. (in fairness, there's a lot of procrastinating, editing, making unreasonable milkshakes, and drinking a lot of coffee in there as well)

"Have you ever been to Hell? it’s really expensive. Unreasonable prices for everything. It’s a bit like a Starbucks, but it’s unclean, and dimly lit, and really expensive and everyone is rude to you. Not mean, or nasty, just rude. Abrasive. And it’s dull. Ridiculously dull. Like waiting for a bus at night time."

Not wanting to sound snobbish or anything, but i am quite proud of that line. (sorry for bieng snobbish)
 While your here, check out http://meda-files.blogspot.com/. Go on. I'll wait here for you. 

Izaak 

Friday 20 May 2011

Tuesday 17 May 2011

is there such a thing as "the good old days"?

 through a mix of curiosity, and boredom, and needing of a laugh, i visited the BNP website. scrolling through all the wierd, old fashioned policies they put on their manifesto seems to reak of the "good old days".
  there weren't any "good old days". i refuse to believe that "good old days" excisted, because "good old days" don't sound good at all. throughout the twentieth century there were wars, riots, resessions, power corruption and greed. none of it was particulary good for anyone.
  what could possibly be good about the second world war? why was "back then" such a paradise? from what i hear, it was hellish. whats so good about families bieng split up, children evacuated, constant threats of bombs, rationing and near-nazi invasion? it wasn't exactly an easy-old time. there was 'blitz spirit', and the feel of community, but i'd rather have peacetime than the knowlege of my neighbours names. who cares about neighbours? they are just people who live next door. its happenstance that you live in such close proximity. you could be friends with them, if you wish (i'm not arguing against making friends), but i don't get the push for 'community'. i'd rather pick my own community.
  perhaps, after the war, times got better? no, not really. 'cause then, there was the cold war. two stupidly powerful nations, each with their own equally stupid idea, governed the fate of the world, cause they couldn't get along. (for the record, i think communism and capitalism are equally shit. you can't have total dependancy of the state, but you can't have total independancy from it, either.)
  ratrioning and rebuilding was still going on, but to throw more troubles into the shit-storm was the fear of nuclear holocaust. sounds all song-and-dance, doesn't it?
  won't go into too much detail about the riots, the recessions, and the rich that messed around in britian. there was a lot of it, i hear. it wasn't until the fifties and sixties until the teenager came along. before that, there was little oppurtunity for university, no NHS, and too much emphasis on the elders.
  the young adult could spread their wings a little more, with cheaper uni's, and pop music, and groovy new fashions. things were getting better, but still... it doesn't compare to today.
  how are the "good old days" better than today?
  since when could you talk to anyone, anywhere in the world, for free? since ewhen could you listen to music and talk to people on the same devise? think of all the awesome things that the twenty-first century has bring with it. what is wrong with all this new stuff? it's  ace!
  why are people so scared of CCTV? its only cameras. they haven't got guns trained on you or anything. i can hear the elderly crying out "they're watching us all the time!" are they? really?
does the government care that you baught your shopping from morrisons? or walked your dog?
don't you think they have important things to watch?
the good old days haven't happened yet. perhaps, when we are old, we might be able to say it. though by that time, the young probably have jet packs, or robot eyes, or lasers, or something equally cool. so we probably won't be able to.
more rants to come. 

Sunday 15 May 2011

it's raining

hello again.
  still stuck between cafe dante and rainy day man - currently mainly focusing on the former. Demons in Liverpool is something fresher than 30's oxford.

having to change the name of the girl, though - instructions - which is a shame. i liked the name Verona Dare. the name might crop up as someone major in something else.

its raining - its been raining on and off for a few days. i was recently in a lovely part of  liverpool called Aigburth (there are university halls there). it was raining then. it was a nice, heavy rain. i think this song sort of sums up the rainy day feeling of Aigburth, the sort of theme to the fantastic film "Coraline". I was listening to it on the train back, whilst enjoying a pizza from Tak away (the E had fallen off the sign).

i hope you enjoy the song as much as i do. as i said, its lovely for rainy days.

http://youtu.be/j6Phs898rcY

Thursday 12 May 2011

synopsis for new project, in co-operation with my cousin

hello!

i'm working with my cousin on a series of short stories, about a demon who works in cafe dante - a coffee shop. he also investigates paranormal goings-on.
 here is the synopsis for my first of the series. some rainy day man ideas have merged with this.


"whilst still working at Cafe Dante, Jimmy is hired by a foul-mouthed five year old to investigate mysterious goings on in his neighbours house.
The spirit of Thaddicus Silversleeve – the best detective that the 1890's had to offer – will not rest until it solves its final case. The spirit must find the villainous cad, Baron Anyface, before he can finally rest. The only problem is that Baron Anyface died, 113 years ago.
Jimmy takes on the role of Baron Anyface, but soon realises that Thaddicus will not rest until his arch nemesis is dead. Can he rest the spirit, charm Verona Dare, serve the perfect cappuchino, annoy his roomate/barrisra Maynard, and elude the LARPS?"

Wednesday 11 May 2011

things, things, things...

sorry for lack of posts recently.

have become editor of crumpets and tea, go go and have a look: crumpetsandtea.me

rainy day man is taking a hiatus, while i focus on other things. as usual, updates will come soon

see you later

Izaak

Tuesday 3 May 2011

Monday 2 May 2011

"we do things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard" J.F. Kennedy

  trying to avoid easy options. i prefer to aim a bit higher than i should be able to. the only problem, i am aiming in the wrong directions.

  trying to build up a big rainy day man story is proving difficult. i have dug myself into a deep hole, and am looking forward to putting pen to paper and digging out of it. it will be confusing, and long, and plans will change (if i make any). but it shouldn't be easy.

co-writing another set of stories, and writing scripts for Ant Briscoe and Sean Stoakes to turn into something amazing. might even direct my own at some point. should be fun, but not easy.

  might be taking over as chief editor of crumpets and tea. im looking forward to it. it will be time consuming, though. but i wouldn't want it to be easy.

i always try to aim higher than i should, because it will be fun to see what i can do when i put my mind to it. trying to achieve the impossible, or as close as i can get.

  shame that i don't have the same mindset for university. it should be paramount, but there are so many more interesting things to worry about, and dream about. so many more interesting things to give a go. university involves too much planning, and deadlines, and things. i need to get more involved in it, preferably in groups, to learn things as i want to learn them, on subjects i want to study.

  darn tories.

Tuesday 26 April 2011

what will happen to Rainy day man?


"Today was a fantastic day. I couldn't have asked for a better day than today. Everything was going great and everyone was happy. The trees and the grass and the pigeons seem so much more new than they have ever been, and the rain. Oh, the rain!
  It's raining. It is that fantastic rain, that rain when it is not cold, or windy, just rain. Perfectly rainy. Its beautiful, and peaceful, and fresh.
Sitting here, throwing crumbs at the hungry pigeons (which, I have to say, were really increasing in number since I have arrived. They must have followed me here from Izaakdon?). It is so peaceful and perfect, I feel I could sit here for a thousand years. Each gentle pitter patter of the rain caressing the polyester of my umbrella makes me throth and bubble inside.
It is just the sort of day for the Rainy Day Man to return."

Monday 25 April 2011

is gone a bit belly-up

im afraid the two planned rainy day man stories have been shelved for a bit. they'll come back soon.

currently struggling to come up with any ideas at the moment. if anyone wants to write one, go for it. though i would like to see it if you do so.

ill let you know about any developments soon enough

Izaak

Friday 22 April 2011

something about coffee, and a collaborative work. plus RDM news and things!

 
 there never seems to be a moment when visiting a Cafe Nero, a Starbucks, or a Costa is a bad idea. its one of thise things you can do seemingly at any point in the day, to have a coffee, or read, or chat, or whatever.
  i think the difference between the big three, that i have listed here, is not the drink or the price, but the occaison. for example, nero is the one you visit when you are short changed, or waiting at a station on a train journey. it is, personally, my favorite. choose nero over all the others, unless there is an independant one about. independant coffee shops can be hidden gems on the high street.
  starbucks is where you go as a group. you never go alone to starbucks, unless you are doing work on a laptop. im not a fan of writing on laptops at coffee shops as it seems to be missing the point of bieng in the shop - the reason a coffee break was invented was to get away from doing any work for five or ten minutes, it seems to be contradictory to take the work in with you.
  girls love starbucks, probably. not that i have any expert knowlege of their coffee drinking habits. but all the times ive been to have a drink with a friend who is a girl (a description which always sounds suspicious) they have chosen starbucks as the place to go.
  not that i have gone for a drink with a friend who is a girl on many occaisons. only about twice. my prediction of "all girls go to starbucks" is very underresearched.
  costa used to be my favorite before i got aquainted with neros (and their loyalty cards) an now has shifted to the position of the coffee shop i go to when i am not in a good mood. never angry, just grrr. or if upset. costa is my lonely shop. the big, more bitter portion of coffee you get is better at solving lifes problems than the over-milky chirpy starbucks or the smoother, cooler nero.
  i also use costa if there isnt any neros around. or if im in a waterstones. they and costas probably have some sort of secret deal going on. ive seen a nero in a waterstines once, in lincoln. the waterstones in lincoln also have very happy and friendly staff, might i add. though everyone in lincoln is happy.

  i am currently working on a collaborative set of stories about a detective, whos a demon, and also works in a coffee shop. we'll see how that goes. got an idea for my first one.

Rainy Day Man is still suffering setbacks, like exams, too many ideas, and not enough ways to make these ideas work on paper. hopefully the next story will be ready for about mid june-ish.

love hearing from you

Izaak

Friday 15 April 2011

i have gathered you all in this room because...

  after getting a bit obsessed with the Videogame Heavy Rain, i have decided to write rainy day mans first ever murder mystery.

it wont change the RDM schedule i have at the moment ("i am rainy day man" will still be the next one. it'll be a long wait though), this story will probably become the eleventh in the series.

  it will see rainy day man and Helvettica working together to unravel the mystery of the Tea Pot Murderer. it is currently in the planning stages (i never plan, though i dont see a way around that for this one). expect large doses of Heavy rain, Agatha Christie and Sherlock Holmes pastiche. it is proving hard to write at the mo because im planning a complicated plot that should hopefully keep readers guessing.

more details to come soon

Saturday 2 April 2011

time for a rant: Doctor Who fans (and why the show is the best)

  this rant may seem a bit counter productive, bieng a doctor who fan an all, but i cant stand doctor who fans. well, they say fans, but you wouldn't notice it with al the constant hate they pour over the show.
  this rant can be about any show, or film, or tv, or anything. im just using doctor who as an example cause thats what i know about. but im sure everythign has fans who make forums on the internet and constantly slag the tv/film/football/anything off with as much hate as they can squeeze out of them. im sure the "redandwhitecop.com" liverpool fc site has the same problem with 'fans' that slag it off as doctorwhonews.net does.
  why be a fan of something if you dont like it? all you get is people protesting about every little thing about the show what it makes you winder why they bother watching it.
this is where it gets considerably geeky
the new series of doctor who, with matt smith in, is really good. there is a lot fo hate towards it from 'fans' who believe that its not as good as the really old ones, that stephen moffat and all the other writers are killing the seires off and making a spoof of its once great haydays of 1963-1989.
  no he isn't. 1963-1989 weren't the hayday. there was an old seires, now there is a new one. its not a bad thing. its a really good thing. doctor who was once an amazing series - and it still is. its great that the bbc brung it back. leave it alone.
  people think the new daleks look shit, people think matt is shit, that amy pond is shit, that it all looks awful. well, it doesnt. it looks really good. yes, it has lost a bit of money since the RTD david tennant seires but it only makes it better, as they are more story based.
  the new silurians got a lot of grief cause they had human faces. who gives a shit, its the bloody silurians! the greatest monsters ever to appear on the show, and the reason i love doctor who, and the reaon izaak is izaak today. if they had lizard-y faces youd moan that you couldnt tell who was speaking, or something equally nit-picky.
  whats with all this hate of matt smith just cause hes not david tennant? thats a bit mean, its not a nice thing to judge someone based on someone else. what about peter davison? tom baker did about eight years as the doctor whe he stepped in. and peter daivsons fifth doctor was fucking amazing.
  stop bieng so arsey bout continuity. just cause the master died in the film (1996) doesnt mean he cant come back in the new series. hes allowed! hes cool! same goes for daleks. yes, theyre used every series, but their the fucking daleks!
speaking of daleks, the new ones are cool! dont use the term "theyre not scary anymore" to slag em of. we both know that the daleks arent really that scary. theyre really cool but they aint horrifying. theyre like the the terminator. not scary, just badass.
i feel im over-nerding a bit. well, take that. thats how i roll.
also, russel t davies is cool. stop sayig you hate him. lots of good stories came out of those series and it gave the new who grounds for its popularity.  

Thursday 31 March 2011

Sacrifice, action and henry VII

  first of all, it was originally reported that the next Rainy Day Man would feature a character called Supernova. i've decided to change the name to Sacrifice, casue i think it sounds better.
  the original character would be called Elizabeth Prayer, and would use the name Supernova as an alter ego. however, the character will now be called Sacrifice Harmony.

  had fun on London protesting. was pretty much right at the ritz hotel only a couple of minutes after the attack on the area. got a lot of snaps that ill try to upload on here later.
  was also there when a protester gained entrance to Fortnam & Masons. everyone cheered. then some people recreated the "abbey road" album cover, which was ace.

  Henry VII essay finally over, i can concentrate on RDM 9 a little more. ive done about 3 pages and am quite liking this one.
 

Wednesday 23 March 2011

I am Rainy Day Man

here is the blurb for the latest story.

 What was going to be a lazy day today actually turned out to be a very busy day.
Everyone has something to do. Florence, Kate and helvettica are all celebrating the release of Florences second book. Anti Depressant man has some new developments for I-day.
The Rainy Day Man will take his first Oxford case.
It's time to bring the old name back. I miss the Rainy Day Man. And I have a cracker of a case to start with!
I've been hired, suprisingly, by a bookshop owner. There is a conduit of diamond smuggling running through Oxford. I need to find out who is responsible, and where the base is. Not sure what he has to do with it, but...
some of the diamonds are bieng shipped into Izaakdon, and from there on to Europe.
I have a Supernova to stop...

Sunday 20 March 2011

ANNOUNCEMENT

the first five rainy day man stories are bieng rewritten.

guest writer Jonny Gilbert (an honorary Mark Gatiss here at the geek speaks) has added some lovely ideas to the rainy day man line.

the rewrites will be small, and the new copies (the revised collection of rainy day man) will be available by the end of the day.

also, a new rainy dya mna story will be squeezed into the current story slot. i wont talk about it too much at the mo, but its working title is "I am Rainy Day Man". this was to go between the "curious case of the grinning man" and "the hideous case of Thaddeus Silversleeve" to break down the different styles both stories have, and have a normal sort of rainy day man story in between.

while you wait, "the curious case of the grinning man" is now ready for reading! email me if you want a copy

Monday 14 March 2011

one of those ideas i had which i forgot, and now remeber: LUTG presents "road"

good morning everyone!

  currently find myself in the lovely lancaster, where yesterday night i had the pleasure of watching the play "Road", presented by the Lancaster University theatre group. i remember that one of my old posts mentioned that i might do reviews in the future, so here is the first review ill do.  for anyone wanting to watch the play, be carefull of some important plot elements and spoilers throughout.

  ill start off by mentioning that the play was produced by Anthony Briscoe (a true Gent and a laugh-a-minute film maker), the only person involved with the play that i know (with the exception of assistant stage manager Ellie Silver, who i met once in a pub).  the director was Josh Coats, stage manager was Emma geraghty and the assistant stage managers are Victoria Spurway and the aforementioned Ellie Silver.

  all the actors and actresses were on top fom, but i will pick out the ones who really stood out.

  one of the best performanceds was Lauren Palphreyman as Clare, the lovable girlfriend of tortured soul Joey (played by the multi-talented Sean Goodwin, who also lays the comic soldier). the scene where Clare's final scene was the standout scene of the whole show, showing the play to be a very pofessional and well acted piece of drama.

  Peter Pearson was on top form as Curt and Blowpipe, however he was at his best as the mental skinlad. He could pull off the mentally unbalanced mindset with very powerful, and slightly worrying, realism. there was also little hints of comedy in his performance that made Skinlad one of the characters you wish has more stage-time.

  Luke Weeks was exceptional as Eddie, but was even better as the off-stage Mrs. Bald, he bounced off  Alex Skitts Bald perfectly as an arguning married couple, and all done in a monty python style shrill voice that made for laugh out loud comic relief.

Alex Skitts stole the show as Bald, the angry old codger, aswell as the ridicoulously comic Manfred (the chippy owner) and the fould mouth-ed DJ Bisto. that man has the acting energy of a fireworks display.

all the other characters were conmvincing and very well done. i could probably list all of them in a similar way but im running out of words. i mean, there was Hannah Mook, who switched from reserved and slightly creepy Molly to loud, outgoing Carol, there was Matt Saint as Eddie's dad, and who could forget Robin Francis Peter's Scullery...

i think, to some it all up, ill give it a strong 9 out of 10.

Saturday 12 March 2011

"the hideous adventure of Thaddeus Silversleeve"

the working title for rainy day man nine will be "the hideous adventure of Thaddeus Silversleeve".

Hugh Buxton-wells will tell us of his hero, Detective Thaddeus Silversleeve, and the most famous case for the manic, wiry detective!
  Set in 1891 Oxford, can Thaddeus solve the mystery of Russian Countess Anna Poleptikk's missing diamonds? can he thwart the Rainy Day Ripper? and what has his oldest enemy, the mysterious Cardinal Wetherspoons, got to do with the case?

we'll find out soon enough!

Friday 11 March 2011

the Rictus Grin, changed lineup (again), anyone want a go?

hello!

 the previiously mentioned the curious tale of the grinning man will now be called "Rictus Grin". its nearly finished, just ironing out the creases...

theres going to be a change in the lineup. another story will be added to the list, and i'd like it very much if someone were to write it. if you dont want to write it but have an idea, let me know a plan and ill fill in the details. you'll still be credited for the story, of course, it'd be "by ........ with help from Izaak Stoakes". you can do whatever you want with the story, the setting, the time or whatever. all up to you.

let me know if your interested by the usual methods (e-mail).

thankyou for reading!

Tuesday 8 March 2011

new lineup, crumpetsandtea, other interesting blog

i'm adding a new rainy day man story in the lineup. it will be after the current on i'm writing (number 8) and the last 2 will move back a step. it means theres more rainy day man for everyone to enjoy!

  the next rainy day man has been uploaded to crumpetsandtea.me. have a look! it has been uploaded unusually earlier than the last 2. also, why your there, have a look at the other writings - they're very good!

  feeling generous today, so i will advertise the blog by the lovely Clare Barry - http://shhkitten.blogspot.com/ .Have a look!

talk to you later!

Saturday 5 March 2011

Blackpool, Edgar Wright, guest writers

back in blackpool. might take in some writing while i'm here, though it will be mostly catching up with an old friend over some crabbies and some nintendo 64 and Oblivion.

  knowing my all to keen-ness to mention Mark Gatiss (perhaps I have an unhealthy obsesssion of all things Gatiss?) i thaught i'd mention another big influence: Edgar Wright. you can tell this from some of the titles i have used, which are homage to popular books by my favorite authors (e.g from oxford with love (from russia with love), murder on the 7:10 (murder on the orient express)), which is an homage to Edgar Wrights frequent references in his work (he has an homage-o-meter, don't you know?). good old Edgar Wright

trying to get some guest rainy day man writers on the go. don't forget, if you want to write one, let me know at therainydayman@googlemail.com

Tuesday 1 March 2011

the Curious Adventure of the Grinning Man

Rainy Day Man 8 will be called "the Curious Adventure of the Grinning Man", loosely based on the1960s mothman sightings. it will be the first story to be told by two different people.

here, for all of thise interested, is a short blurb:

Something has been haunting the Rainy Day Man since a curious meeting in the rages of the great war. now, it has returned, and Hugh Buxton-wells is nowhere to be found!

FLORENCE KNIGHT tells the tale of the Grinning Man, the spectre known as Indrid Cold, who appears only in mysterious circumstances. Shadow people are stalking the streets of Oxford, and it may have something to do with the box on Florence's dresser, a small, black box...

ANTI DEPRESSANT MAN can't find his gloves. he believes the gloves have been stolen by the Treehouse Gang, a gang of schoolchildren who cause slight mischief throughout Oxford. perhaps if he finds his gloves, the shadow people will go away? nevertheless, he plans to destroy the gang, one by one...

Monday 28 February 2011

Sunday 27 February 2011

Rainy Day Man 8, Violins, Frankenstein

Rainy Day Man 8 is in the planning stages. well, i say planning stages, the only things i plan are the villians and about a one sentence overview. i can reveal some details - it wont be told by Hugh Buxton-Wells! it will feature a past villian! and a new one!

listening to violin string quartet covers of famous songs. exceptionally good. might bring my violin up to liverpool, to be more Sherlock Holmes-like.

speaking of Sherlock Holmes, Benedict Cumberbatch (Sherlock, Hawking) and Jonny Lee Miller (Trainspotting, Dexter) are in Danny Boyle's Frankenstein, a stage production where they switch between the roles of Frankenstein and the monster each night. It will be showing in cinemas on the 17th March, and ive heard excellent reviews. here is a trailer (courtesy of youtube): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FEakgJj-uA&feature=player_embedded

have a fun few days!

Saturday 26 February 2011

Rainy day man 7 ready for reading

the next Rainy Day Man adventure, He Who Dares, is ready for reading! email me if you want a copy.

Friday 25 February 2011

success!

the Rainy Day Man 1: Pandora's box is now available on Crumpetsandtea.me

i'm attending the Liverpool Hope Creative Writing Scociety on monday, and im going to try to submit the first collection there aswell. Exciting!!

Thursday 24 February 2011

Florence Knight, writing, and an apology

hello!

first of all, sorry if you find yourself in a Rainy Day Man story. i frequently use characteristics from my friends that i find interesting in rainy day man characters. hopefully no one minds.

designs for Florence Knight, the Rainy Day Man's love interest in the current block of stories, are nearly done. soon we'll have our first image of her in all her big hair-ed glory! big hair is so much fun to draw. also, i will try and put up some other doodles of caracters, new and old.

work is done and writing has rocketed full steam ahead on rainy day man seven. just written a life-changing event for Hugh Buxton-Wells. not wanting to sound snobbish or uppity or anything, but i think im improving!

na-night everyone!

Wednesday 23 February 2011

Mark Gatiss, the Brigadeer, Sheridan Frogcott

hello!

First of all, the sad news that Nicolas Courtney, best known as Brigadear Lethbridge-Stewart, died yesterday, aged 81. you can read more about it here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12549622

Bieng a massive Mark Gatiss fan, I decided that I will reread the Lucifer Box Trilogy every year. its fair to say that without Mark Gatiss, there would be no Rainy day Man. the Rainy Day Man stories are shamelessly based on the writing style in the Lucifer Box trilogy. hope that Mark Gatiss isn't to angry about it.

the main sotryline in this collection of Rainy Day Man stories will involve the Villainous Sheridan Frogcott, who is set to appear in the fourth story, but has already been mentioned before in the first collection story "Irwin". Also, Readers of the stories will hopefully be pleased to know that the unanswered questions from the first collection will be tied up in the third and last stories. not yet decided if this collection will have five stories or six.

hope to hear from you soon!

Tuesday 22 February 2011

new title, Rainy Day Man, new section

hello!

ive changed the blog title to "The Geek Speaks". I prefer it. what do you think? let me know what you think.

the blog will still focus on the rainy day man, though i will be adding a new section to the blog: reviews. hopefully, they will be of works form friends. if you want anything youve written reviewed, let me know at therainydayman@googlemail.com. ill do other reviews aswell.

hope to keep you posted soon!

Izaak

Monday 21 February 2011

the geek speaks: He who dares, tables, coffee shops

  afternoon all!
 
  gonna continue on "he who dares" when ive got work done, but at the moment i have a bit on  my plate. shouldn't take to long to get it all done. (better not do, anyway; deadlines n things). so if anyones eagerly waiting the next short story, fear not! it'll be ready soon.
  found the perfect laptop table. its the glass table we have in our kitchen. its perfect to write things on because it makes you feel cool. also, its very close to the kettle!
  applied for jobs at coffee shops. 2 nero's and a costa - don't really need a job, but i'd like one. it'd be nice.

anyway. back to work. in a mo!

Sunday 20 February 2011

the geek starts to ramble

There is a mad thing that happens in you mind when you do something that scares you. When you do something that really makes you quiver inside, something so powerfully against what your character knows, when you are so far out of comfort zone that you cant think straight at all.
Everyone has characters. Like how fictional people have characters in books, real people have characters. All their characteristics merge together to make them unique and special. Its probably the best thing about us as a species. We are amazingly complex when it comes to our psychology.
As far as I can tell, people have two main characteristics that drive them. The first is the thing that they love to do, their passions. The second is their fears. These things connect together to make them special.
For me, the first is a desire to make people happy. Whether it is a friend, or someone you don't really know, I love to make people feel better. Probably because I was bought up to think this. Cheering people up is really easy, when you think about it. Usually its a good laugh that does it. Sometimes all you have to do is listen to them and let them rant. I have a good memory for the little things people tell me that don't really matter, but I can bring them up in conversation to make people feel better. Its a very good tool.
The second is my fear of rejection by friends or others. I hate to see friendships die, or not come to anything at all. I hate when I miss out on making friends, and I regret not knowing people better. Added to this is my unluckiness in love, that makes my nerves worse than anything else. I have bad nerves. You can tell when I'm nervous because I stutter a lot.
Put these two things together and you get a basic description of yourself. For instance, my two things added together make me someone who is desperate to spread optimism, and hates losing people, or not making the friends you want. I myself am very optimistic. I have high hopes for the future, and don't really worry about things that could depress me. If I don't like it, I don't think about it. Ignorance is bliss. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone is this way though. I think everyone wants to make people happy.
Back to the scares you theme that I started with. I got a bit sidetracked. What I was going to talk about is the mad energy that you get. It makes you feel alive and excited. Something is amiss. Something is happening that is new. My rule of thumb is to never underestimate the importance of the new, and to never forget the importance of the old. There has to be a place for the original and exciting but consider the past all the time.
It is one of the best feelings to be scared. I love it. Your mind runs better, faster and more efficiently when your scared. You get an unlimited amount of energy.
I'm not a thrill seeker though. You wont find me throwing myself off things or jumping into things. I'm way too nervous for those sorts of things. I like fear in small doses.

How about you? What are your main passions, and fears? What do they make you like? I'd love to hear about it.